1) I am a walking trivia magnet
2) I am the manifestation of weird info on the Internet
3) I got stress and need ways to release it
4) ?????
5) I'm TESTING you and you are not doing well enough
6) I'm TESTING you and you are close to winning a new car
7) I am a vanguard for an alien fleet.
8) Because I care too much
9) PROFIT
I like the tv series "A Haunting" because I like scary shit like haunted houses and ghosts. One last thing that I want to say and you little freaks had better listen VERY carefully cause I am only going to say this once...
I LOVE PHILLY CHEESE STEAKS.. and I want to eat one NOW!